All posts tagged "clyde thornhill"

  • Redneck Perspective: Hog Island Mayor Tours Asia for Bacon

    Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume recently returned from his trade mission to Asia. (Well, it might be best described as a trade mission to Asia Minor. The Hog Island Town Council could only afford gas money for...

    • Posted November 15, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Adopts Alternative Reality

    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Sean Spicer, press secretary to the new Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume, announced that the mayor is planning a gala party to celebrate his favorite team’s victory in the Super Bowl. “The Dallas...

    • Posted January 31, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island M16 Intel Briefing

    Jackson Hole, WY — I was called in to brief Ndogo Uume, the new Hog Island mayor, on our latest intelligence operations. We met in the situation trailer, a 1998 Thunderbird singlewide that had been refitted with...

    • Posted January 25, 2017
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island Cafe

    Jackson, Wyoming – Readers of Carol Mann’s Cosmic Café probably don’t realize that I am also clairvoyant, a seeker of the sacred and mystical, that I possess a deep understanding of karma, reincarnation, universal principles, metaphysical tradition,...

    • Posted April 14, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Organic toe of frog

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I occasionally wander the aisles of the new Whole Grocer. I drool over the baked goods (but usually wipe them off), practice advanced calculus by adding the prices of various gluten-free pastas and...

    • Posted October 21, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Common Core vs. Hog Island science

    With the election season in full swing, there is debate that Common Core curriculum teaches liberal science (scientific facts adjusted to accommodate wishful thinking) as opposed to conservative science (scientific facts adjusted to accommodate political donations). I...

    • Posted October 8, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Guaranteed winning Powerball strategies

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Wyoming finally has the lottery! I’ve spent hours planning how best to spend my winnings. I will want a Ferrari and maybe a second trailer house on a sunny beach filled with bikini-clad...

    • Posted September 24, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Campaign finance for the people

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – Jackson Hole News&Guide recently reported that a couple living in Wilson (where else!) won a court battle that removed the $25,000 cap on political donations to Wyoming politicians. Their lawyer and others involved...

    • Posted September 10, 2014
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Quantitative Easing for Female Liquidity 

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – As world bankers meet at Jackson Lake Lodge to discuss minor monetary issues facing the free world, the Hog Island Summit invited board members from the Female Supply Open Market Committee to meet...

    • Posted August 27, 2014
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  • RedneckPerspective: Culture time with Clyde

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – The Planet recently began running a column called Culture Front. It is, as best as I can tell, about the arts, but it gets confusing as one would expect from a column that’s an...

    • Posted June 17, 2014
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