All posts tagged "redneck perspective"

  • Redneck Perspective: All Man’s March

    Hog Island Activate (HI ACTivate) is a new group intended to be a resource and inspiration for effective political action to support men’s rights and the polices of Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume. “We oppose the anti-American...

    • Posted January 24, 2018
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  • Redneck Perspective: Westbank Redneck Shot in Closed Area

    Locals and visitors alike responded with everything from outrage to support for the poacher of redneck 337, a 39-year-old male from the Teton Pines pack. Warden Jon Stephens got a call from a barista who witnessed a...

    • Posted January 10, 2018
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  • Redneck Perspective: The Night Before a Hog Island Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas alone in my trailer , no hot babe to disrobe I felt like a failure No stockings to remove no legs to bear, no one for which to play adult truth or...

    • Posted December 13, 2017
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  • Redneck Perspective: Hog Island Mayor Tours Asia for Bacon

    Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume recently returned from his trade mission to Asia. (Well, it might be best described as a trade mission to Asia Minor. The Hog Island Town Council could only afford gas money for...

    • Posted November 15, 2017
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    JACKSON HOLE, WY – Below is the transcript of this reporter’s interview with new Hog Island Mayor Ndogo Uume regarding his proposed wall along the border of the West Bank. Clyde Thornbill: Mayor Uume, how do you...

    • Posted February 7, 2017
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    PAWs will pursue a vertical dog park. Jackson, WY – Jackson Hole canines and their human companions are asking the Jackson Town Council for a new vertical dog park to be built on the strip of land...

    • Posted January 19, 2016
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hoback Goes to Washington

    How to play the parties like a boss Jackson, WY – Blythe Winters-Paulson, Vice President of Ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as a beer-bellied play toy, had her private jet fly me to Washington...

    • Posted October 13, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Hog Island economics

    Thornhill hedge fund will bring in the dough Blythe Winters-Paulson, vice-president of ethics with Goldman Sachs, for whom I serve as her Hog Island paramour, is in town for the Reserve Bank of Kansas City economic symposium....

    • Posted August 25, 2015
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    Jackson, Wyoming – Readers of Carol Mann’s Cosmic Café probably don’t realize that I am also clairvoyant, a seeker of the sacred and mystical, that I possess a deep understanding of karma, reincarnation, universal principles, metaphysical tradition,...

    • Posted April 14, 2015
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  • REDNECK PERSPECTIVE: Organic toe of frog

    Jackson Hole, Wyoming – I occasionally wander the aisles of the new Whole Grocer. I drool over the baked goods (but usually wipe them off), practice advanced calculus by adding the prices of various gluten-free pastas and...

    • Posted October 21, 2014
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